Can we all just stare at how beautiful this is?
It’s an Osiria rose, a type of Hybrid Tea rose.
(via earthsbootiestheroes)
thor meets pikachu
requested by nettumbles
(Source: autumnalequinox, via nerdjosh42)
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
(Source: thespacecoyote, via nerdjosh42)
Has someone made this yet? It’s all I could think when I read it.
(via nerdjosh42)
(Source: brasilianchick, via ny-renaissance-man)
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh, via ravz689)
I’m not kidding.
This is why I’m single.
I cry over THEME SONGS.
(via starwarsfuckyeah)
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